Random Thoughts Part 1

Some random thoughts running through my head:

• Tip #1 for new husbands: When shoveling snow during winter, take off the ring before partaking in snow removal.
• Sub-tip: Be sure to put ring back on after said snow removal
• Sub-Sub-tip: On the correct finger
• "Offline" should only be used in meetings when referring to an Internet or network device or computer being removed from the network or taken out of service. It does not mean we'll talk about it after the meeting. Instead of "we'll take this offline" how about "we'll talk after the meeting"
• I wonder if there is something I could hook the dogs up to to have them help clear the sidewalk after a snow. A dog-plow.
• If it squeaks and my dogs are around, the mean time to failure for the little squeaker can be measured in minutes... with the puppy, seconds.
• It's going to be a white Christmas. Kick ass!
• Nintendo DS game cartridges are apparently built tough. They can survive a puppy chewing them and still work.
• It's weird that I have been eating wheat noodles like candy tonight. No sauce, no seasoning, just the noodles. I really like noodles. (Cooked noodles of course)
• A good topic for the Tuesday essays would be if you are running for President, what would be your key issues on your platform.